May 2013
2 posts
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
morbidfashion:
castielofasgard:
Please excuse the interruption of our regularly scheduled posting, but I fucking love this site.
Why I Tumblr.
1 tag
April 2013
8 posts
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
4 tags
So, I have a lot of feelings about the finale of Spartacus.
st1cks-n-br1cks:
“For Varro”
For Varro
For Varro
For Varro
For Varro
March 2013
6 posts
hilaroar: #SafetyTipsForLadies - or, Why Victim... →
hilaroar:
****TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT******
The other day I was going about my business when I happened to read this moronic article explaining how advocating ‘risk management’ (barf) is not ‘victim blaming’.
I’ve read a lot of articles like this, but that one, for some reason, was the straw…
February 2013
13 posts
Help us reach our goal! →
decimatefashionblog:
I’ve created an indiegogo fundraiser to kick start becoming a real, bonafide business.
Please help me out, if you can & reblog if you can’t.
Thank you
“You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life....”
– Daniell Koepke (via chubby-bunnies)
January 2013
7 posts
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Golden Globe nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just received your second Oscar nomination at the age of 22.
Jennifer Lawrence, you just became the youngest actress ever to receive 2 Oscar nominations at the age of 22.
Meanwhile Leonardo Di Caprio:
I honestly don’t remember ever feeling this alone.
December 2012
4 posts
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING IS FATTENING
November 2012
5 posts
136 Creepy Wiki Articles...
thebeauty-blog:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete-Encased_High_School_Girl_Murder_Case http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Temple...
October 2012
2 posts
September 2012
12 posts
Give a dog a bone
animalsbeingdicks:
Christ, what an idiot.
